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Hey i’ve just met you and this is crazy but here’s number so call me, maybe? Love elvis (Taken with instagram)

Coachella Trends That Need To Die

Hey CoachELLA goers! Enjoy weekend 2 of California’s answer to Glastonbury … Here’s some trends that need not to be there! 

- Feathers : You’re not a chicken , they don’t look good so step away. 

- neon colours: You’re not 12, they don’t look good so step away.

- The “slutty Pocahontas costume” look, its wrong so very wrong, if you can’t rock out to the Black Keys without getting tangled up with your neighbour, you’re just being rude. 

- The “Indiana Chief” look. Offensive much? I mean, you’re jamming out to Pac and Dre and drinking designer beer, not heading to the dessert to find your animal spirit. On top of that it’s just culturally insensitive. 

- Flower headbands : they make you look like the five year old flower girl at your mum’s friends wedding, you’re not that girl. p.s. let the daisy chains die also. 

- Face paints: Unless it’s done properly don’t apply it. The neon stripes under your eyes looks foolish, full face animal , an artistic design or nothing. 

- The “I’m so quirky ” look this consists of hippy trousers, crazy patterns and little house on the Prairie dresses. Avoid looking like an 1800s collectors doll or as if you’re still living like its the 60s. 

 Wanna make a shout out to Vanessa Hudgens who seems to have adopted all these terrible Coachella trends and other crimes against fashion, but the girl always looks like she’s having lolz.